The hate mail continues unabated!
If this keeps on, I’ll seriously consider running for U.S. President; and give Mr. Bush a run for his oil! Not that anybody claims I stink of Bushisms. Quite on the contrary, in fact. Last night an ex-colleague called up to inform me in no uncertain terms that he had broken his teeth trying to read my English! Poor fellow wanted to know what books I read. No doubt he intended to collect all the hardcovers and throw them at me one by one! Crafty devil that I am, I simply neglected to mention that my present reading list is always posted on my blog. God help me when he reads this tomorrow!
Allegations that my blog-language is absolutely of the indigestible variety is only the beginning of a long list of complaints. I have been accused of being a bathroom philosopher, a wannabe booker winner, an internet addict, a demented idiot and worst of all, a genius! A friend of mine even threatened to go and solve the Da Vinci Code if I didn’t cease and desist! I again took the diplomatic track and neglected to inform her that the task had already been done. I’m pretty sure that the history of internet usage has never witnessed the throwing of a hardcover through the wires, but why take a chance?
Jokes aside, thanks to all my friends for all the encouragement you have given a Newbie Blogger with a nasty habit of getting on your collective nerves! And special thanks to all those strangers who reached out from the clouds of cyberspace to shake my hand. Your support keeps the flame alive.
Love me, Hate me; but you just can’t Ignore me.
I’ll be back! Keep watching this space...
2 comments:
Wow, a blog that is actually readable by 21st century standards. And we doubted you. Shame on us, shame shame shame. As for unpopularity IMHO you have long surpassed Bush and nearly there with the guy who invented the chastity belt. Anyway have no fear cos we aren't running out of brick OR bats anytime soon. Keep blogging
Hmmm... You warm the cockles of my heart! ;-)
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